You don’t mess with the Zohan

Hormones. Hate them. I am in a mood that I can only describe as “evil.” What would make me happy right now? To trip someone and then run away laughing. I was cranky with my husband during our walk with morning. I was cranky with my dogs. I sat here and cried at work because my campmates are giving someone else a party (she’s my friend). I mean, how freaking ridiculous can you get? Please deliver me from hormones. Before someone gets hurt.